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Brown's Afternoon Tea Review

Afternoon Tea at London's Oldest Hotel

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Brown's Hotel London - English Tea Room© The Rocco Forte Collection
The English Tea Room at Brown's Hotel in London is steeped in history. (Brown's was London's first ever hotel.) This is a wonderful location to enjoy the English tradition of afternoon tea.

2009 Top Tea Award
The English Tea Room At Browns Hotel has achieved the highest accolade of the tea world by winning The Tea Guild's Top London Afternoon Tea 2009 Award.

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Afternoon Tea Information

Venue: English Tea Room, Brown's Hotel.

Days and Times:
Monday to Friday: 3pm to 6pm.
Saturday and Sunday: 1pm to 6pm.

Cost: From £35 per person.

Dress Code: Smart casual.

Reservations: Reservations should be pre-booked by calling 020 7493 6020.

Room Size: The English Tea Room can seat up to 75 people.

Children: Children are welcome.

Music: Relaxing music comes from the Baby Grand piano played in the English Tea Room.

About Brown's Hotel

Set in the heart of Mayfair on Albemarle Street, Brown's was the first ever hotel to open in London. James Brown and his wife Sarah - a couple who had formerly been valet and maid to Lord and Lady Byron - established their hotel for 'genteel folk' in 1837. It was purchased by the Ford family in 1859 who added the first public dining room in London.

Alexander Graham Bell visited Brown's Hotel towards the end of 1876 and made the first successful UK telephone call from the hotel. American Presidents Franklin and Theodore Roosevelt stayed here, as did Winston Churchill and other high profile guests.

Brown's joined The Rocco Forte Collection of luxury hotels in 2003 and underwent a £24 million restoration in 2005.

Brown's is composed of 11 Georgian town houses, and all 117 bedrooms (including 29 luxurious suites) have been individually designed. As well as luxurious accommodation, Brown's Hotel has The Albemarle Restaurant, The Donovan Bar, a relaxing spa, plus The English Tea Room which has become a British institution.

Afternoon Tea Review

Brown's Hotel London - English Tea Room© The Rocco Forte Collection

Pros

  • The location is superb. Brown's has so much history: the oldest hotel in London, Rudyard Kipling wrote The Jungle Book in the English Tea Room, Agatha Christie based At Bertram's Hotel on Brown's, etc, etc, etc.
  • Excellent service
  • Tea advice is offered

Cons

  • No fancy breads for the finger sandwiches

I visited with my young daughter and we were both made to feel most welcome. She was treated as a young lady although she was under five.

Tea Selection

Brown's offer a choice of 17 teas, including Brown's own blend, plus a Cornish Grown Tea which must be the first true English tea as it is grown in southwest England. There are also white teas and infusions but if you find the list overwhelming advice is available. If you explain what you like or don't like about tea then the staff are all able to help you make a selection. You are welcome to try more than one blend so don't worry if you want to try a few.

Your tea is served in an antique silver tea service which is part of the tradition of afternoon tea that I really appreciate. A silver pot of hot water is also brought so you can refresh your teapot when you choose so the tea doesn't get too strong.

The English Tea Room

The menu includes some history about this wonderful room which can seat up to 75 but is subtlety divided into smaller rooms to allow more intimacy.

Rudyard Kipling wrote The Jungle Book while staying at Brown's and he often wrote while taking tea in the English Tea Room. Agatha Christie wrote At Bertram's Hotel about Brown's. Brown's was London's first ever hotel so I hoped there would be some great history to discover and I was not disappointed. All the staff know more about the hotel so do ask questions if you are interested in finding out more.

Brown's was renovated in 2005 and The English Tea Room is light and airy while still retaining it's sophistication. The room still has its original wood paneling, fireplaces and Jacobean detailed plaster ceiling.

The Cake Stand

The 'wow factor' of any afternoon tea visit is the arrival of the tiered cake stand. At Brown's the bottom layer is for finger sandwiches, with special dietary options available. The middle tier is for freshly baked fruit and plain scones that are served warm so a napkin is placed over to keep them warm. Don't worry if yours have cooled when you get to them as they can be replaced without fuss. These are served with clotted cream and strawberry preserve. The top tier is for the pastries which can be replenished as often as required.

It seems common these days for the sandwiches to be made with a selection of breads but Brown's have chosen to keep it simple with just white and brown bread. This is not a criticism, just an observation.

Brown's Hotel London - English Tea Room© The Rocco Forte Collection

The warm scones were fabulous and the clotted cream was so thick I could almost slice it - that's a good thing!

On the day I visited the pastries included a mini battenburg cake and a small rhubarb crumble which were both welcome treats. There was also a chocolate macaroon and a pistachio cream which my daughter devoured in seconds.

Just when you think you can't eat any more the cake trolley is brought to your table and you can try a slice of one of the freshly baked cakes. My options were Victoria sponge or Dundee Cake, and these change for seasonal occasions such as Easter or Christmas. I chose the sponge and one mouthful made me smile.

Actually my whole visit to Brown's made me smile. This is a truly wonderful location to enjoy afternoon tea. It's not stuffy but it is certainly sophisticated. The Baby Grand piano playing soft music makes you feel relaxed and majestic and I found the staff attentive but not intrusive. Actually the staff were outstanding as my daughter wasn't the best behaved (she is under five and all that sugar can have quite an effect on one so small!) yet they went out of their way to ensure she was occupied and that the other guests were not distracted.

I noticed The English Tea Room was popular for business meetings as well as family celebrations, friends and lovers. You can't help but feel special at Brown's and I wholeheartedly recommend afternoon tea in The English Tea Room.

User Reviews

 2 out of 5
Not the best, Member suejee62

i am a huge fan of Afternoon High Tea or as the Londoner's call it "" a proper tea"". For this trip to London I spent weeks reviewing all the write ups on the many places for Tea. My search criteria was to find a spot that had sandwiches that were less traditional. Traditional meant the simple bread sandwiches in narrow strips. I prefer sandwiches which were on the unusual side such as warm quiche, cornish pasty, or mini butter buns with extravagant stuffings. The second criteria was that all items were replenishable. Even though we rarely finish one service of a triple tier of tea items, it is just a homey feeling to know that it is like a bottomless service and one can reorder anything and as often as we wished. A very crucial standard was obviously taste and service. The last criteria was environment. It should be a wonderful place with delightful and elegant decor. Since this was a once in a lifetime experience, I did not let price influence my choice. The entire food experience was more important and most of the top places were fairly expensive between 28-45 pounds per person. My weeks of search finalized the choice to the Claridge. I immediately filled in the online reservation form knowing that I was only two weeks before the trip. Every site I visited strongly suggested reservations. The very next day the Claridge returned my email to inform me that they had no table available. Even my second email pleading and asking for a wait list placement brought no luck. As we were leaving for the airport, I completed the online reservation to Brown's at Brown's Hotel in Mayfair. I already knew they did not fulfill my first criteria..their sandwiches are done with plain sliced bread. I was swayed by the numerous positive reviews and that they were voted among the top best again for 2011 in the Tea Guild of England. We arrived early and fortunately they were able to take us. Brown's is a historical hotel with many years of stories to tell. We were greeted pleasantly and placed almost immediately. The room felt old and traditional but the sweet song of the pianist was pleasant. The items for the tea were brought in the proper 3 tiered trays. Although not overwhelming, we dove in. The sandwiches although generous were disappointingly bland. The second tier held 4 scones and they were very small and not warm. Fortunately they were still buttery and rich. I chose their house tea and found it disappointing. It had a slight bitter finish. The service was fair. We had to ask for a menu to change the pots of tea. Then we had to stop someone to order a new pot. It took at least 15 minutes before the new tea arrived. We thought they ran out and had to go get more from somewhere. When we needed a new pot of hot water, we had to ask twice. It took almost another 15 minutes to just get the new pot of hot water. Our tea was getting cold. The waitress did come to replenish our food items but it would have been nice if they had changed our plates which were now smeared with clotted cream and jam and crumbs and left over bits of sandwiches. I think Brown's is overrated. The service was less than the best. No one explained the varieties of tea. We felt that we were an inconvenience to ask for a different tea. We had to get the attention of the service people and ask often for service including to be served the two other traditional cakes that Brown's always offer at the end of the tea. Although the sandwiches were not great they did have delicious sweet choices and the waitress was quick to package up the balance of the sweets in a box for us. I think for the price 39.50 pounds, I would not return nor recommend it.

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